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The following picks are from various sources for you
to have a little humor from your day to day routine! The picks are
mostly public domain and the credits are given wherever the source
is known.
Top 10 Oxymorons
An OXYMORON is a phrase in which 2 words of contradictory meaning
are brought together. The following are top 10 oxymorons which we
use in our day to day conversation without realizing how contradictory
it is. We are sure you would be using at least one of this in your
conversation too!
1. Clearly misunderstood.
2. Exact estimate
3. Small crowd.
4. Act naturally
5. Found missing
6. Fully empty
7. Pretty Ugly
8. Seriously Funny
9. Only choice
10. Original Copies
Read behind the lines when a teacher speaks
 1. Your
child has a remarkable ability in gathering needed information from
his classmates.
(Reading behind the lines: What he really meant is,"Your
child was caught cheating on a test")
2. Your child is an endless fund of energy and viability.
(Reading behind the lines: What he really meant is,"Your
child is hyperactive and can't stay seated for few minutes")
3. Fantastic imagination! Unmatched in his capacity for blending
fact with fiction.
(Reading behind the lines: What he really meant is,"Your
child is definitely one of the biggest liars I have ever met")
4. Your child exhibits a casual, relaxed attitude to school, indicating
that high expectations don't intimidate her.
(Reading behind the lines: What he really meant is,"Your
child is so lazy that he/she hasn't done one assignment all term")
5. Nick thrives on interaction with his peers.
(Reading behind the lines: What he really meant is,"Your
child needs to stop socializing and start working")
Funny Mother's day quotes and thoughts
A stressed out modern day mom's quote, "One day you'll have
kids, and I hope they turn out just like you....then you'll see
what it's like!"
Be proud mom: The advice your son/daughter rejected from you is
now being given by him/her to your grandson/granddaughter!
It is true: Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment
to show that sleep is not necessary to human life.
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