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Seriously Funny!
Yes it is!

The following picks are from various sources for you to have a little humor from your day to day routine! The picks are mostly public domain and the credits are given wherever the source is known.

Eleven people on a rope: One must leave, Who should sacrifice?

Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter- ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry all of them, so they decided that one had to leave. They weren't able to choose that person, until the woman gave a very touching speech. She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because, as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids, and was used to always making sacrifices with little in return.

As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping ...

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"Even if there is nothing to laugh about, laugh on credit." -- Unknown

Work VS Prison
It is a common humor to describe the workplace as a prison due to the gruelling extended hours one has to keep at workplace.

Just in case you ever get mixed up between the two, this humor should make things a bit clearer:

IN spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.

IN get three meals a day free of cost.
AT only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON...a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.

IN can watch TV and play games.
AT get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN get your own toilet.
AT have to share.

IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required.
AT get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.