The following picks are from various sources, exclusively
for you, to have a little humor from your day to day routine! The
picks are mostly public domain and credits are given where the source
is known.
Watch the lovely Video: Just Kidding Prank !
A funny parking fine prank! It is lovely
to watch !
How can you be sure doctor?
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A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she
laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and
listened to the bird's chest.
After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm
sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away."
The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead," replied the vet.
"How can you be so sure?" she protested. "I mean
you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be
in a coma or something."
The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned
a few minutes later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's
owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put
his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from
top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook
his head. The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of
the room.
A few minutes later he returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the
table and also delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot. The
cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and
strolled out of the room.
The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I
said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."
The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced
a bill, which he handed to the woman.
The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$150!"
she cried, "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!"
The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my word
for it, the bill would have been $20, but with the Lab Report and
the Cat Scan, it's now $150.
Life will get better, Albert!
An old man was grocery shopping with
his grandson. The toddler was crying, and at times, screaming
at the top of his lungs. As the old gentleman walked up and down
the aisles, people could hear him speaking in a soft voice...
'We are almost done, Albert...try not to cry, Albert... Life will
get better, Albert...'
As he approached the checkout stand,
he carefully brushed the toddler's tears from his eyes and said
again, 'Try not to cry, Albert... We will be home soon, Albert...'
As he was paying the cashier, the toddler
continued to cry as a young woman in line behind him said, 'Sir,
I think it is wonderful how sweet you are being to your little
Albert.'
The old gentleman blinked his eyes
a couple of times before saying: 'My grandson's name is John......I'm
Albert....
