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Seriously Funny!
Yes it is humorous!

The following picks are from various sources, exclusively for you, to have a little humor from your day to day routine! The picks are mostly public domain and credits are given where the source is known.

Watch the funny Video: Bosses Beware !

Boss is always right!

Junior Software engineer, a senior Software engineer and their Project Manager are on their way to a meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp.

They rub the lamp and a ghost appears. The ghost says, "Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each".

So the eager Junior Software engineer screamed, “I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas - on a fast boat and should have no worries.” Pufffff … , and he was gone.

Now, the Senior Software engineer could not keep quiet and yelled, "I want to be in Florida with beautiful beach, plenty of sun and food." Pufffff..., and he was also gone.

Seeing what was happening around him, the Project Manager calmly said, "I want these two guys back in the office after lunch at 2.00pm"

Who are you talking to?

A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee. On his very first day of work, he dials the pantry and commands into the phone - "Get me a coffee, quickly!"

The voice from the other side responded sternly, "You've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to, sir?" "No," replied the trainee.
"It's the CEO of the company!"

The trainee retorted back, "And do YOU know who you are talking to, sir?!"
"No." replied the CEO indignantly.
"Good!" replied the trainee, and put down the phone.