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Where is God?

Two brothers, about 5 and 10 years old, were exceedingly mischievous. Whatever went wrong in their neighborhood, it usually turned out that they had a hand in it. Their parents were at their wits' end trying to control them; So, hearing about a priest nearby who was good at influencing kids, the mother suggested to the father that they ask the priest to talk with the boys.

The father replied, "sure, why not?"

The mother went to the priest and made her request. He agreed, but said he wanted to see the younger boy first and alone. So the mother sent him to the priest.

The priest sat the boy down across a huge, impressive desk where he was sitting. For about five minutes they just sat and stared at each other. Finally, the priest asked pointingly at the boy, "Where is God?"

The boy looked under the desk, in the corners of the room, all around, but said nothing.

Again, louder, the priest asked the boy pointingly, "Where is God?"Again the boy looked all around but said nothing.

A third time, in a louder, firmer voice, the priest leaned far across the desk and asked, "Where is God?"

The boy panicked and ran all the way home. Finding his older brother, he dragged him upstairs to their room and into the closet, where they usually plotted their mischief.

He finally said, "We are in BIIIIG trouble."

The older boy asked, "What do you mean, BIIIIG trouble?"

His brother replied, "God is missing and they think we did it!"

A great example for a positive thinking !

"Baby mosquito came back after flying for the first time.
His dad asked him "How did you feel?"
He replied "It was wonderful,
everyone was clapping for me!"

-- Robert Block