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The following picks are from various sources for you
to have a little humor from your day to day routine! The picks are
mostly public domain and the credits are given wherever the source
is known.
Law of Universe : How many laws do you agree with?
Many of us are familiar with Murphy's law. But how about the following
laws?
How many laws you agree with? Check out!
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become
coated with grease, your nose will begin to ITCH.
Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number,
you NEVER get a busy signal.
Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a product that
you really like, they will STOP making it.
Variation Law: If you change traffic lanes, the
one you were in will start to move FASTER than the one you are in
now. (works every time).
Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in
water, the TELEPHONE rings.
Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone
that a machine won't work, it WILL.
Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if
you don't know WHAT you are talking about.
Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is
INVERSELY proportional to the reach.
Theater Rule: At any event, the people whose seats
are furthest from the aisle arrive LAST.
Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were
late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning
you WILL have a flat tire.
Image Credit: thefourthring.blogspot.com
"Even if there is nothing to laugh about, laugh
on credit." -- Unknown
1. How are animals smarter than humans?
Put 20 horses in a race and 1000 people will go and see it.
But if you put 20 people in a race not even one horse will go and
see it.
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2.Young man, do you think you can handle
a variety of work?"
"I ought to be able to, sir. I've had 12 different jobs in
four months."
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3.What kind of money do fishermen make?
Net Profits
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4.Why are you jumping up and down?'
'Because I've just taken some medicine and I forgot to shake the
bottle.'
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