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Seriously Funny!
Yes it is humorous!

The following picks are from various sources, exclusively for you, to have a little humor from your day to day routine! The picks are mostly public domain and credits are given where the source is known.

Video: Beware of what you are speaking and where you are speaking !

Hello UFO !

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A flying saucer landed at a gas station on a lonely country road. The two space aliens inside seemed completely unconcerned about detection; in fact, the letters "UFO" were emblazoned in big, bold letters on one side of their shiny craft.

As the station owner stood and gawked in silence, paralyzed with shock, his young attendant nonchalantly filled up the tank and then waved to the two aliens as they took off.

"Do you realize what just happened?" the station owner finally uttered.
"Yeah," said the attendant. "So?"
"Didn't you see the space aliens in that vehicle?!"
"Yeah," repeated the attendant. "So?"
"Didn't you see the letters 'UFO' on the side of that vehicle?!"
"Yeah," repeated the attendant. "So?"
"Don't you know what 'UFO' means?!"
The attendant rolled his eyes. "Good grief, boss! I've been working here for five years. Of course I know what 'UFO' means - it means 'Unleaded Fuel Only'.

Wrong Number?

A woman was getting swamped with calls from strangers. The reason? A billing service had launched an 800 number that was identical to hers.
When she called to complain, she was told to get a new number.
"I've had mine for twenty years," she pleaded. "Couldn't you change yours?"
The company refused, so she said, "Fine. From now on, I'm going to tell everyone who calls that their bill is paid in full."
The company got a new number the next day.