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for you, to have a little humor from your day to day routine! The
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Video: Beware of what you are speaking and where you are speaking
!
Hello UFO !
Image credit:unknown
A flying saucer landed at a gas station
on a lonely country road. The two space aliens inside seemed completely
unconcerned about detection; in fact, the letters "UFO"
were emblazoned in big, bold letters on one side of their shiny
craft.
As the station owner stood and gawked in silence, paralyzed with
shock, his young attendant nonchalantly filled up the tank and then
waved to the two aliens as they took off.
"Do you realize what just happened?" the station owner
finally uttered.
"Yeah," said the attendant. "So?"
"Didn't you see the space aliens in that vehicle?!"
"Yeah," repeated the attendant. "So?"
"Didn't you see the letters 'UFO' on the side of that vehicle?!"
"Yeah," repeated the attendant. "So?"
"Don't you know what 'UFO' means?!"
The attendant rolled his eyes. "Good grief, boss! I've been
working here for five years. Of course I know what 'UFO' means -
it means 'Unleaded Fuel Only'.
Wrong Number?
A woman was getting swamped with calls from strangers. The reason?
A billing service had launched an 800 number that was identical
to hers.
When she called to complain, she was told to get a new number.
"I've had mine for twenty years," she pleaded. "Couldn't
you change yours?"
The company refused, so she said, "Fine. From now on, I'm going
to tell everyone who calls that their bill is paid in full."
The company got a new number the next day.
A woman was getting swamped with calls from strangers. The reason?
A billing service had launched an 800 number that was identical
to hers.