The following picks are from various sources, exclusively
for you, to have a little humor from your day to day routine! The
picks are mostly public domain and credits are given where the source
is known.
Watch the Video: High Five New York!
Check out this New York prank - a man
cheering up New York with High Fives! Enjoy.
Father and five kids ...
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“Sir you have got to help!” said the tearful man at
the door. “There is a family that I know very well that is
in desperate need of money. The Father has been out of a job for
over a year, they have five kids at home with barely a bit of food
to eat. The worst part is, that they are about to be kicked out
of the house and they will be left on the streets without a roof
over their heads!” The man concluded with one last heart wrenching
sob.
“Well,” said the man at the door, “that really
is a sad story. Why don’t you come inside and we’ll
talk about it a little more.” “So how much money is
needed exactly?” asked the man when they were both seated.
“Oh it’s really terrible”, said the man starting
up again, “just for the rent they need $1000 by tomorrow otherwise
they’ll be kicked out onto the streets.”
“How do you know so much about this situation?” asked
the man as he reached for his check book. “Well,” said
the man breaking down once more “they are my tenants.”
How about five week vacation ...
Reaching the end of a job interview,
the Human Resources Officer asked an young engineer fresh out
of the college, "And what starting salary are you looking
for?"
The engineer replied, "In the region of $100k a year, depending
on the benefits package."
The interviewer inquired, "Well, what would you say to a
package of five weeks vacation, 15 paid holidays, full medical
and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary,
and a company car leased every two years, say, a red Corvette?"
The engineer sat up straight and asked, "Wow! Are you kidding?"
The interviewer replied, "Yeah, but you started it."
