The following picks are from various sources, exclusively
for you, to have a little humor from your day to day routine! The
picks are mostly public domain and credits are given where the source
is known.
Watch the Video: A talking car having a conversation about your
new year resolution!
Check out this New year prank at Sydney
by comedian and impressionists Anil Desai, Steve Philp and Susie
Yousseff along with Ford ! Enjoy.
What will you do in this situation?
Image credit:irishwaterwayshistory.com
Tom has applied for a job as a signalman for the local railroad
and is told to meet the inspector at the signal box.
The inspector decides to give Tom a pop quiz, asking: “What
would you do if you realized that two trains were heading towards
each other on the same track?”
Tom says: “I would switch one train to another track.”
“What if the lever broke?” asks the inspector.
“Then I’d run down to the tracks and use the manual
lever down there”, answers Tom.
“What if that had been struck by lightning?” challenges
the inspector.
“Then,” Tom continued, “I’d run back up
here and use the phone to call the next signal box.”
“What if the phone was busy?”
“In that case,” Tom argued, “I’d run to
the street level and use the public phone near the station”.
“What if that had been vandalized?”
“Oh well,” said Tom, “in that case I would run
into town and get my Uncle Leo”.
This puzzled the inspector, so he asked, “Why would you do
that?”
“Because he’s never seen a train crash.”
Don't go in that field over there ...
An investigation officer stops at
a ranch in Texas, and talks with an old rancher.
He tells the rancher, "I need
to inspect your ranch." The rancher says, "Okay, but
don't go in that field over there," as he points out the
location.
The investigation officer verbally
explodes saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the Federal
Government with me." Reaching into his rear pants pocket,
he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the rancher. "See
this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish
. On any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made
myself clear? Do you understand? "
A short time later, the old rancher
hears loud screams and sees the investigation officer running
for his life chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull.
With every step the bull is gaining
ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he'll get gored
before he reaches safety. The officer is clearly terrified. The
rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at
the top of his lungs .
