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for you, to have a little humor from your day to day routine! The
picks are mostly public domain and credits are given where the source
is known.
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Is there Baseball in heaven?
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One of my neighbours own several cats.There were two old guys, Abe
and Sol, sitting on a bench in a park feeding pigeons and talking
about baseball, just like they did every day.
Abe turns to Sol and says, "Do you think there's baseball in
heaven?"
Soloman thinks about it for a minute and replies, "I dunno,
Abe. But let's make a deal: If I die first, I will come back and
tell you, and if you die first, you come back and tell me, if there
is baseball in heaven."
They shake on it and, sadly, a few months later poor Abe passes
on.
One day soon afterward, Sol is sitting there feeding the pigeons
by himself when he hears a voice whisper, "Sol... Sol...."
Sol responds, "Abe! Is that you?"
"Yes it is Sol," whispers the spirit of Abe.
Sol, still amazed, asks, "So, is there baseball in heaven?"
"Well," says Abe says, "I got good news and I got
bad news."
"Gimme the good news first," says Sol.
Abe says, "Well... there is baseball in heaven."
Sol says, "That's great! What news could be bad enough to ruin
that!?"
Abe sighs and whispers, "You're pitching on Friday :-("
How can I help you?
A store where a woman may go to choose
a husband has opened in Auckland.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how
the store operates:
“You may visit this store
only once! There are six floors, and the value of the products
increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose
any item from a particular floor or may choose to go up to the
next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building.”
So a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the
first floor, the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 -- These
Men Have Jobs.
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the
sign reads: Floor 2 --These Men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
“That's nice,” she thinks. “But I want more.”
So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads: Floor
3 -- These Men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are Extremely Good Looking.
“Wow,” she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 --
These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, Are Drop-Dead Good Looking and
Help with Housework.
“Oh, mercy me!” she exclaims. “I can hardly
stand it!”
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: Floor
5 -- These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, Are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help
with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where
the sign reads: Floor 6 -- You are visitor 31,456,012 to this
floor.
There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as
proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping
at the Husband Store.
