The following picks are from various sources, exclusively
for you, to have a little humor from your day to day routine! The
picks are mostly public domain and credits are given where the source
is known.
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Automated Coffee Vending machine ...
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A man walked up to a vending machine, put in a coin, and pressed
the button labeled, "Coffee, double cream, sugar."
No cup appeared. Then two nozzles went
into action, one sending forth coffee, the other, cream. After the
proper amounts had gone down the drain where the cup should have
been, the machine turned off.
"Now that's real automation,"
the man exclaimed. "This thing not only prepares but even drinks
it for you!"
A robot walked into a pharmacy ...
A robot walked into a pharmacy. The
pharmacist asked him if he’d like anything.
The robot replied, “A soul.”
Tom: Why is the robot angry?
Bob: Beats me.
Tom: Because someone has pushed his buttons!
Tom: What is a robot's favorite music?
Bob : Heavy Metal!
Tom: Why did the robot go back to school?
Bob : Why?
Tom: Because his skills were getting rusty!
Tom: What did the man say to his dead
robot?
Bob: What?
Tom: “Rust in peace.”