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Seriously Funny!
Yes it is humorous!

The following picks are from various sources, exclusively for you, to have a little humor from your day to day routine! The picks are mostly public domain and credits are given where the source is known.

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Automated Coffee Vending machine ...

Image credit:vendtek.com


A man walked up to a vending machine, put in a coin, and pressed the button labeled, "Coffee, double cream, sugar."

No cup appeared. Then two nozzles went into action, one sending forth coffee, the other, cream. After the proper amounts had gone down the drain where the cup should have been, the machine turned off.

"Now that's real automation," the man exclaimed. "This thing not only prepares but even drinks it for you!"


A robot walked into a pharmacy ...

 

A robot walked into a pharmacy. The pharmacist asked him if he’d like anything.
The robot replied, “A soul.”


Tom: Why is the robot angry?
Bob: Beats me.
Tom: Because someone has pushed his buttons!


Tom: What is a robot's favorite music?
Bob : Heavy Metal!


Tom: Why did the robot go back to school?
Bob : Why?
Tom: Because his skills were getting rusty!


Tom: What did the man say to his dead robot?
Bob: What?
Tom: “Rust in peace.”

Image credit:www.technabob.com

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