The following picks are from various sources, exclusively
for you, to have a little humor from your day to day routine! The
picks are mostly public domain and credits are given where the source
is known.
Watch the Video: I bet my life, it is my car :-(
A funny prank with cars!
Your bet horse called !
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A man is sitting at his table quietly reading the newspaper one
morning when his wife comes up behind him and whacks him in the
head.
"What was that for?”, he asks
"I found a piece of paper in your pants with the name Mary
on it" she screams at him.
"Oh that was just the name of a horse I bet on at the track
the other day dear" he replied.
His wife apologizes to him and gets him coffee to drink.
That weekend the man was sitting at the table quietly reading the
newspaper again when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him
in the head.
"Whoa. What was that for?" he asks.
"Your horse called", she snarled
Belive me, there is a fair machine at this casino !
Two friends, Smith and Jones, went
together to play the slot machines at the casino.
Each agreed that when his allotted money was gone, he would go
to the front of the casino and sit on the bench to wait for his
friend. Jones quickly lost all of his money and went to sit on
the bench. He waited and waited and waited and waited. After what
seemed an eternity, he saw Smith coming toward him carrying a
huge sack of coins.
"Hey, Jones," said Smith, "How did you do?"
"Well, Smith", said Jones, "You see me here on
this bench- what do you think? It looks like you hit it big, though."
"Oh yeah," said Smith, "I did find a good machine!
It's way in the back. I'll show it to you-you can't lose! Every
time you put in a dollar four quarters come out!!"
