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It is going to be one of the coldest winter ...
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It was autumn, and members of a Native American tribe asked their
new Chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since
he was a new Chief in a modern society and had never been taught
the old secrets of Nature, he looked up at the sky and had no clue
what to do. To play it safe, he replied to his tribe that the winter
could definitely be cold and that they should collect firewood early,
just to be prepared. So, the members began gathering wood.
Being a practical leader, he figured he should also use the resources
available to the modern society. He went to the phone booth, called
the National Weather Service and asked, "Will this winter be
cold?"
"As of now, it looks like this winter is going to be quite
cold," the forecaster said. So the Chief went back to his tribe
and told them to collect even more wood.
A week later he called the National Weather Service again and asked
for an update.
"Yes," the man at National Weather Service again replied,
"based on incoming data, this winter is looking to be colder
than we expected." The Chief was surprised, but again went
back to his tribe, told them that this might be a very cold winter,
and asked them to collect every scrap of wood they could find.
One week later, the Chief called the National Weather Service yet
again, hoping for a new answer. "Are you absolutely sure that
the winter is going to be very cold?"
"Positive," the man replied. "It's going to be one
of the coldest winters ever."
"Really?" the shocked Chief exclaimed. "How can you
be so sure?"
"First," the forecaster replied, "The Indians are
collecting firewood like crazy."
If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, follow a snow plow ...
A
lady driving a car became lost in a snowstorm. She didn't panic
however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her.
"If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow
plow to come by and follow it. Sure enough, pretty soon a snow
plow came by, and she started to follow it.
She followed the plow for about forty-five
minutes. Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her
what she was doing. And she explained that her dad had told her
if she ever got stuck in a snow storm, to follow a plow.
The driver nodded and said, "Well,
I'm done with the Wal-Mart parking lot, do you want to follow
me over to K-Mart now?"
A
lady driving a car became lost in a snowstorm. She didn't panic
however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her.
"If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow
plow to come by and follow it. Sure enough, pretty soon a snow
plow came by, and she started to follow it.