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Watch the funny Video: Watch before you help!
Watch this funny prank by 2 girls. Enjoy!
My husband is missing ...
Image credit:myspace.net
A lady went to the police station to file a report for her missing
husband:
Lady: I lost my Husband
Inspector: What is his height?
Lady: I never noticed
Inspector: Slim or healthy?
Lady: Not slim can be healthy
Inspector: Colour of eyes?
Lady: Never noticed
Inspector: Colour of hair?
Lady: Changes according to season
Inspector: What was he wearing?
Lady: suit/casuals I don’t remember exactly
Inspector: Was somebody with him ?????????
Lady: Yes my Labrador dog, Calvin, tied with a golden chain, height
30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot
thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden
belt studded with blue balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together,
we jog together…. And the lady started crying…..
Inspector: Let’s search for the dog first!!!!!!!
Urgent meeting ...
Obviously,
I was not too surprised when I saw flashing police car lights
in my rear view mirror.
I'm terribly sorry officer, I was just trying to make it to a
meeting on time.
"That's a shame" said the officer upon handing me my
ticket. "What time is your meeting?
" Two o'clock!"
The officer looked at his watch, you probably could still make
it if you hurry up!
Obviously,
I was not too surprised when I saw flashing police car lights
in my rear view mirror.