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Is everyone Ok in the car?
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Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers,
a State Police Officer see's a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He
thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!"So
he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.
Approaching the car, he notices that
there are five old ladies, two in the front seat and three in the
back, wide eyed and white as ghosts.
The driver, obviously confused, says
to him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the
speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"
"Ma'am," the officer replies,
"You weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower
than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers."
"Slower than the speed limit? No
sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly twenty-two miles an hour!"
the old woman says a bit proudly.
The State Police officer, trying to contain
a chuckle explains to her that "22" was the route number,
not the speed limit.
A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned
and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.
"But before I let you go, Ma'am,
I have to ask... Is everyone in this car OK? These women seem awfully
shaken and they haven't muttered a single peep this whole time,"
the officer asks.
"Oh, they'll be all right in a minute
officer. We just got off Route 142."
The 10 most wanted!
Little
Tommy's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local
police station. There they saw pictures tacked to a big bulletin
board. The label clearly read, "The 10 Most Wanted."
One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really
was the photo of a wanted person.
"Yes," said the policeman, "the detectives want
him very badly."
So Little Tommy asked, while tugging on the man's belt, "Um,
mister, why didn't you keep them when you took their pictures?"