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The following picks are from various sources, exclusively for you, to have a little humor from your day to day routine! The picks are mostly public domain and credits are given where the source is known.

Watch the funny Video: Parody of the Second Presidential debate ...

It is parody time at Saturday Night Live! You will enjoy this.

Yesterday was a Campaigning day ... !

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While walking down the street one day a politician was tragically hit by a truck and dies.

His soul arrived in heaven and was met by St. Peter at the entrance. "Welcome to heaven", said St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, so we're not sure what to do with you."

"No problem, just let me in", said the politician.

‘Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity."

"Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven", said the politician.

"I’m sorry, but we have our rules."

And with that, St.Peter escorted him to the elevator and he went down, down, down to hell. The doors opened and he found himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance was a clubhouse and standing in front of it were all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him. Everyone was very happy and in evening dress. They ran to greet him, shook his hand, and reminisced about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people. They played a friendly game of golf and then dined lobster, caviar and champagne. Also present was the devil, who was really friendly, nice, dancing and telling jokes. They were having such a good time that before he realized, it was time to go. Everyone gave him a hearty farewell and waved while the elevator raised...The elevator went up, up, up and the door reopened on heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him.

"Now it's time to visit heaven."

Tewnty four hours passed with the senator joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They had a good time and, before he realized it was time to leave.

St. Peter returned and asked, ‘Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity. "

The senator reflected for a minute and then he answered, "Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell."

So St. Peter escorted him to the elevator and he went down, down, down to hell. Now the doors of the elevator opened and he was in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage. He found all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in bags as more trash fell from above. The devil cames over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder.

"I don't understand," stammered the politician. "Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?"

The devil looked at him, smiled and said, 'Yesterday we were campaigning....Today you voted.'

Can we pass this policy, please ?

A country's president just had a major new policy decision which he thought will improve the country. He decided to discuss it with the Congress.

The Congressional Leader said, "Well President, the Congress isn't sure about this. Why don't you go back to the Presidential House and write a bill with your ideas and vision. If you give this bill to us by 8 A.M. tomorrow, we'll discuss through this."

So, the President went back and after a hard night's work came back with a bill. The President was told to come back after 4 hours when the Congress would pass judgement. After four hours, when the President trudged in the Congressional leader said, "Well Mr President, we were impressed with the paper, but there were a couple of spelling mistakes. Here's the deal. We will give you a pair of dice, and if you role 1 to 11, we won't pass it."

"But what if I get a 12?" the President asked. The Congressional leader replied, "You get to roll again!"