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God will save me !
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A religious man is on top of a roof during a great flood. A man
comes by in a boat and says "get in, get in!" The religous
man replies, " No, I have faith in God, he will grant me a
miracle."
Later the water is up to his waist and
another boat comes by and the guy tells him to get in again. He
responds that he has faith in god and god will give him a miracle.
With the water at about chest high, another boat comes to rescue
him, but he turns down the offer again cause "God will grant
him a miracle."
With the water at chin high, a helicopter
throws down a ladder and they tell him to get in, mumbling with
the water in his mouth, he again turns down the request for help
for the faith of God.
He later gets drowned and arrives at
the gates of heaven with broken faith and says to Peter, "I
thought God would grand me a miracle and I have been let down."
St. Peter chuckles and responds, "I
don't know what you're complaining about, we sent you three boats
and a helicopter."
If I made a doomsday device ...
If I made a doomsday device, I would
not employ a large red digital countdown device unless it was
absolutely necessary. If a countdown device proves to be necessary,
the doomsday device will be set to activate when the counter reaches
00:10:00, rather than 00:00:00.
Also, my Master Plan will not have
a final step which is horribly complicated (for example: align
the 12 stones of power on the sacred alter and activate the medallion
during a total eclipse). Instead, I will use plans that have a
final step along the lines of "push the button."
