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Seriously Funny!
Yes it is humorous!

The following picks are from various sources, exclusively for you, to have a little humor from your day to day routine! The picks are mostly public domain and credits are given where the source is known.

Watch the Video: With Respect - Funny poem by Adam Taylor !

A witty poem highlighting the paradoxical behavior among the mafias. Just Funny. If you are interested, you can read the full text of the poem here.

No room for neglectful workers here ...


A big steel company was feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new head of human resources. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all neglectful workers.

On a tour of the facilities, the HR supremo noticed a guy leaning against a wall and reading what looked like a poem in a news paper. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business. He asked the guy, "How much money do you make a week?"

A little surprised, the young man looked at him and said, "I make $500 a week. Why?"

The Human Resources boss said, "Wait right here." He walked back to his office, came back in two minutes, and handed the guy $2,000 in cash and said, "Here's four weeks' pay. Now GET OUT and don't come back."

Feeling pretty good about himself, the new boss looked around the room and asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that neglectful worker did here?"

From across the room a voice said, "Pizza delivery guy from the next street."

Ouch, Ouch, It would have been useful, but ...

Reports say that Japanese, the inventors of Haiku form of poetry, were able to create interesting
Haikus to replace the impersonal computer error messages - especially Microsoft’s errors. Here are few scenarios which you would have experienced and would appreciate the error messages in Haiku form instead of the original form.

Scenario: You start your computer and frightened to discover that you lost the file you have been working for the past few days/hours.

Replacement Error message in Haiku form 1:

Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.

Ouch! Ouch! (This Onamatopoeia line is not part of the Haiku)

Replacement Error message in Haiku form 2:
Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.
Ouch! Ouch! (This Onamatopoeia line is not part of the Haiku)