The following picks are from various sources, exclusively
for you, to have a little humor from your day to day routine! The
picks are mostly public domain and credits are given where the source
is known.
Watch the Video: With Respect - Funny poem by Adam Taylor !
A witty poem highlighting the paradoxical
behavior among the mafias. Just Funny. If you are interested, you
can read the full text of the poem here.
No room for neglectful workers here ...
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A big steel company was feeling it was
time for a shakeup, hired a new head of human resources. The new
boss was determined to rid the company of all neglectful workers.
On a tour of the facilities, the HR supremo noticed a guy leaning
against a wall and reading what looked like a poem in a news paper.
The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that
he meant business. He asked the guy, "How much money do you
make a week?"
A little surprised, the young man looked at him and said, "I
make $500 a week. Why?"
The Human Resources boss said, "Wait
right here." He walked back to his office, came back in two
minutes, and handed the guy $2,000 in cash and said, "Here's
four weeks' pay. Now GET OUT and don't come back."
Feeling pretty good about himself, the
new boss looked around the room and asked, "Does anyone want
to tell me what that neglectful worker did here?"
From across the room a voice said, "Pizza
delivery guy from the next street."
Ouch, Ouch, It would have been useful, but ...
Reports say that Japanese, the inventors of Haiku form of poetry,
were able to create interesting Haikus to
replace the impersonal computer error messages - especially Microsoft’s
errors. Here are few scenarios which you would have experienced
and would appreciate the error messages in Haiku form instead
of the original form.
Scenario: You
start your computer and frightened to discover that you lost
the file you have been working for the past few days/hours.
Replacement Error message in Haiku form 1:
Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
Ouch! Ouch! (This Onamatopoeia line is not part
of the Haiku)
Replacement
Error message in Haiku form 2:
Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.
Ouch! Ouch! (This Onamatopoeia line is not part
of the Haiku)
