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Seriously Funny!
Yes it is humorous!

The following picks are from various sources, exclusively for you, to have a little humor from your day to day routine! The picks are mostly public domain and credits are given where the source is known.

Watch the funny Video: Scary pranks: Halloween special

Scary pranks but funny to watch - any way it is some one else, right!

Nightmare (s) ...


Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer: "Ok."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"
Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."

Tech Support: "OK Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen."
Customer: "Ok."
Tech Support: "Now type the letter 'P' to bring up the Program Manager."
Customer: "I don't have a 'P'."
Tech Support: "On your keyboard, Bob."
Customer: "What do you mean?"
Tech Support: "P' on your keyboard, Bob."
Customer: "I'm not going to do that!"

Tech Support: "What error message are you getting?"
Customer: "I'm not getting an error, it just won't connect."
Tech Support: "Nothing comes up when you try to connect?"
Customer: "Nope, nothing happens at all. It doesn't say anything."
Tech Support: ".. and nothing appears on the screen whatsoever?"
Customer: "Nope."
Tech Support: "Well.. What happens to lead you to believe that it isn't working?"
Customer: "It says Error 691, User Name or Password ..."

Skeleton Delivery ...

The orthopedic surgeon I work for was moving to a new office, and his staff was helping to transport many of the office items.

I sat the display skeleton in the back of my car, his bony arm raised up at the back of my seat. I hadn't considered the drive across town.

At one traffic light, the stares of the people in the car beside me became obvious, and I looked across and explained, "I'm delivering him to my doctor's office."

The other driver leaned out of his window. "I hate to tell you, lady," he said, "but I think it's too late!"