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Seriously Funny!
Yes it is humorous!

The following picks are from various sources, exclusively for you, to have a little humor from your day to day routine! The picks are mostly public domain and credits are given where the source is known.

Watch the funny Video: Outdoor Adventures!

A video about outdoor mishaps. Funny. Watch it!

Height or Length?

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Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.

A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. "We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder."

The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement and announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.

Junior shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just dumb! We ask for the height, and she gives us the length!"

How do I get my money?

Tech Support: Hello, Friendly Internet. May I help you?

Customer: Oh, hello young man. I was wondering if you offer online banking?

Tech Support: We're an Internet service provider, ma'am. You can certainly use our service to connect to online banking.

Customer: What do I need to do that?

Tech Support: You just need the modem in your computer. That plugs into a phone jack. Sign up for an account, and sign up for online banking with your bank.

Customer: But where does the money come out?

Tech Support
: I'm not sure I understand?

Customer: You know...Does the money come out from that slot on the computer?