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for you, to have a little humor from your day to day routine! The
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If you love somebody ...
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We all know the famous saying
If you love something, set it free.
If it doesn't come back to you,
it wasn't yours to begin with.
In order to have little humor let us
see how this would be said by different experts in a Valentine context.
(Even though the humor is using "She", please read using
"She" or "He" based on your gender. It is funny
either way!)
Valentine version If you love somebody, Set her free...
If she comes back, she is yours,
If she doesn't, she never was....
Suspicious minded If you love somebody, Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, ask her why.
Impatient minded If you love somebody, Set her free ...
If she doesn't comes back within some time forget her.
Overpossessive minded If you love somebody don't set her free.
Statistician If you love somebody, Set her free...
If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high,
If she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway.
MBA If you love somebody set her free instantaneously ...
and look for others simultaneously ...
Psychologist If you love somebody set her free...
If she comes back, her super ego is dominant
If she doesn't come, back her id is supreme
If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.
Finance Expert If you love somebody set her free...
If she comes back, its time to look fresh loans.
If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.
Marketing Expert If you love somebody set her free...
If she comes back, she has brand loyalty
If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new markets.
Those three words ...
After
having a candle light dinner , the man said to his lover,”I
was waiting to tell you those three words”….
Lover: " Please……"
Man: "Pay The Bill"
Lover:!!???
After
having a candle light dinner , the man said to his lover,”I
was waiting to tell you those three words”….