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Seriously Funny!
Yes it is humorous!

The following picks are from various sources, exclusively for you, to have a little humor from your day to day routine! The picks are mostly public domain and credits are given where the source is known.

Watch the funny Video: Sleep well !

Have you ever wondered how many different ways human beings and animal can sleep? This video captures various sleeping experiences - from baby to animals. By the way, do not try anything what you see on video - some are mean and some dangerous - just watch it for fun!

A business dream !

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A businessman was standing at the pier of a small coastal village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellow fin tuna. The businessman complimented the villager on the quality of his fish.

"How long did it take you to catch them?" The businessman asked.

"Only a little while." The villager replied.

"Why don't you stay out longer and catch more fish?" The businessman then asked.

"I have enough to support my family's immediate needs." The villager said.

"But," The businessman then asked, "What do you do with the rest of your time?"

The villager fisherman said, "I sleep late, fish a little, play with my children, take a nap after meal, stroll into the village each evening where I play guitar with my friends, I have a full and busy life, my friend."

The Businessman scoffed, "I am a MBA graduate and could help you. You should spend more time fishing and with those proceeds you buy a bigger boat, and with the proceeds from the bigger boat you could buy several boats, eventually you would have a fleet of fishing boats." "Instead of selling your catch to a middleman you would sell directly to the consumers, eventually opening your own can factory. You would control the product, processing and distribution. You would need to leave this small coastal fishing village and move to a city, and eventually to a metropolitan where you will run your expanding enterprise."

The Villager fisherman asked, "But my friend, how long will this all take?"

To which the businessman replied, "15-20 years." "But what then, my friend?" The businessman laughed and said, "That's the best part. When the time is right you would announce an IPO (Initial Public Offering) and sell your company stock to the public and become very rich, you would make millions."

"Millions? Then what?"

The businessman said slowly, "Then you would retire. Move to a small coastal fishing village where you would sleep late, fish a little, play with your kids, stroll to the village in the evenings where you can play your guitar with your friends..."

The villager smiled and said,”That is what I am doing now, right?”

Even if your dreams never come true, don't be unhappy ...

Don't be unhappy if your dreams never come true -
just be thankful your nightmares don't.