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Marriage
is a three-ring circus:
* Engagement
ring,
* Wedding ring, and
* Suffe-ring
My husband and I divorced over religious
differences.
He
thought he was God, and I didn't.
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There are no more secrets in your life …
Operator : ‘Thank you for calling
Fast Food joint. May I have your…’
Customer: ‘Helloo, can I order..’
Operator : ‘Can I have your multi purpose card number first,
Sir?’
Customer: ‘It’s aah…, hold on……
889861356102049998-45-54610'
Operator : ‘OK… you’re… Mr Doe and you’re
calling from 17, sky way, Cross town. Your home number is 234-409-4666,
your office 564-523-0234 and your mobile is 982-342-6625. You
are now calling from your mobile, Correct Sir?’
Customer: ‘How did you get all my phone numbers?
Operator : ‘We are connected to the system Sir’
Customer: ‘May I order your Signature Cheese top Pizza….’
Operator : ‘That’s not a good idea Sir’
Customer: ‘How come?’
Operator : ‘According to your medical records, you have
high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir’
Customer: ‘What?…
Operator : ‘Try our Low Fat Salmon Pizza, You’ll like
it’
Customer: ‘How do you know for sure?’
Operator : ‘You borrowed a book entitled ‘Popular
Low Fat Dishes’ from your town Library last week Sir’
Customer: ‘OK I give up… Give me three family size
ones then, how much will that cost?’
Operator : ‘That should be enough for your family of 10,
Sir. The total is $ 19.99'
Customer: ‘Can I pay by credit card?’
Operator : ‘I’m afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir.
Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank $9,720.55
since October last year. That’s not including the late payment
charges on your housing loan, Sir.’
Customer: ‘Then I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood
ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives’
Operator : ‘You can’t Sir. Based on the records, you’ve
reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today’
Customer: ‘Never mind just send the pizzas, I’ll have
the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?’
Operator : ‘About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can’t
wait you can always come and collect it with your car…’
Customer: ‘ What!’
Operator : ‘According to the details in system ,you own
a car,…registration number ABC 1123…’
Customer: ‘ ????’
Operator : ‘Is there anything else Sir?’
Customer: ‘Nothing… by the way… aren’t
you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?’
Operator : ‘We normally would Sir, but based on your records
you’re also diabetic……. ‘
Customer: #$$^%&$@$% ^
Operator : ‘Better watch your language Sir. Remember, last
month you were convicted of using abusive language …?’
Customer: [Faints]
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